Hmm. “Ring around the rosie, a floor-length gown covered in posies” does have a certain ring to it.

Unfortunately this sequined Chanel gown on Milla Jovovich feels more grandma than schoolgirl. We love the black, white and red coloring, but the bold flowers look a little bit like a ‘60s wallpaper print.

Luckily, Mila can turn any ensemble into a red carpet stunner with the right accessories. And for this Cannes look, she saved it with Swarovski jewels and a black leather Chanel clutch.

We know this much: Our grandma never rocked Swarovski bling. And we can’t remember the last time we saw her with vampy charcoal-outlined eyes.